MaundyClean
Premium Cleaning Co.
Specialty Cleaning · Same-day quotes available

Vandalism restored. Fast. Discreetly.

Waking up to find your property vandalised - whether by opportunistic graffiti, smashed windows, paint stripper on your car, or worse - is a horrible experience. Our vandalism restoration team removes graffiti from any substrate, boards and replaces broken glass, sanitises biological vandalism (faeces, urine), neutralises chemical damage, and restores your property to pre-incident condition. We work with insurers, police, and landlords. 24/7 response across Scotland.

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PVG-Checked & Insured
Eco-Friendly
Same crew every visit
Vandalism & Graffiti Cleanup
PVG-Checked Crew
£5m Public Liability
100% GUARANTEE
Starting from
£62
/ visit · weekly plan
Crew
2 pros
Time
2.5 hrs
Supplies
Included
Locked-in rate
12 months
Client retention
98%
What this service is

More than just a tidy-up.

A genuine baseline reset for your home, delivered by people who actually know it.

Vandalism is more than just graffiti on a wall. It can include smashed windows and glass doors, spray paint and marker pen on brickwork, render, stone, glass, and metal, paint stripper or acid thrown on cars or surfaces, faeces and urine left in porches or stairwells, malicious fly-tipping, damaged locks and door furniture, and in the worst cases hate-crime graffiti targeting race, religion, sexuality, or disability. Each of these requires a different remediation approach, and getting it wrong can permanently damage the substrate or, in the case of biological vandalism, leave a public health risk.

Our vandalism restoration team is trained across the full spectrum of malicious-damage remediation. For graffiti, we use substrate-specific chemistry - alkaline gel removers for porous stone and brick, solvent gel for metal and painted surfaces, poultice systems for heritage stonework where surface damage is unacceptable, and dry-ice or soda-blasting for stubborn cases. For smashed glass, we make safe, board up, and arrange replacement glazing. For chemical damage (paint stripper, acid), we neutralise, assess substrate damage, and arrange repair. For biological vandalism, we follow our biohazard protocol - PPE, EN 14476 disinfection, ATP verification, licensed waste consignment.

We work for homeowners, landlords, housing associations, local authorities, commercial property owners, retail chains, schools, and places of worship. We understand the urgency - a boarded-up shopfront or hate-crime graffiti on a family home cannot wait for business hours. 24/7 response: 60-90 minutes in the central belt, 2-3 hours in remote areas. We carry £5m public liability, hold SEPA waste carrier registration, and our operatives are trained in COSHH, working at height (for high-wall graffiti), and biohazard remediation (for biological vandalism). Discreet unmarked vans available on request. References from Police Scotland, local authorities, and major retail chains available on request.

Same PVG-checked crew every visit
Personalised checklist in your portal
Free re-clean within 24h if unhappy
What's included

Every visit, room by room.

A baseline reset of your home's high-traffic zones — refined after the first three cleans to match your priorities.

Substrate-specific graffiti removal

We don't use one-size-fits-all graffiti remover. Substrate assessment determines the right chemistry: alkaline gel remover for porous stone, brick, and concrete (dwell time 30-60 minutes, agitate, pressure-rinse); solvent gel for metal, painted surfaces, and powder-coated cladding (dwell time 10-20 minutes, wipe, rinse); poultice system for heritage stonework, sandstone tenement facades, and listed buildings (apply, cover, dwell 4-24 hours, peel, rinse - no surface damage); dry-ice or soda-blasting for stubborn cases on robust substrates. We test on a small inconspicuous area first.

Biological vandalism remediation

Faeces, urine, and other biological vandalism are treated as biohazard - not general cleaning. Operatives in full RPE/PPE (FFP3 respirator, full-face mask, coverall, double nitrile gloves). Biological waste absorbed with biohazard granules, placed in biohazard bags (UN3291), and consigned to licensed incineration. EN 14476 virucidal chemistry applied to all affected surfaces. ATP swab verification - pass threshold <30 RLU. Suitable for porches, stairwells, lifts, bin stores, play areas, and any enclosed space where biological vandalism has occurred.

Smashed glass make-safe & glazing coordination

Smashed windows and glass doors made safe on first visit - glass fragments swept (and consigned as sharp waste if biologically contaminated), opening boarded with marine ply or security mesh, locks assessed for damage. We coordinate replacement glazing with our trusted local glazier network - single pane, double-glazed units, toughened/laminated glass, leaded lights, listed-building profiles. Boarding is included in the initial visit cost; replacement glazing is quoted separately based on size and specification. Most residential replacement glazing fitted within 48-72 hours.

Chemical damage neutralisation & repair

Paint stripper, acid, brake fluid, and other chemical attacks require neutralisation before any cleaning. We identify the chemical (if unknown, test with pH paper), apply the appropriate neutraliser (alkaline for acid, acid for alkaline, solvent for solvent-based), and rinse thoroughly. Substrate damage is then assessed - paint may need re-finishing, metal may need re-treatment, render may need patching. We coordinate with trusted decorators and repair specialists for the remediation work, or hand back to your own contractor. We document the original damage for insurer claims.

Hate-crime & sensitive-incident response

Hate-crime graffiti (racist, homophobic, transphobic, religious, or disability-targeted) requires a particular response. We prioritise same-day removal - ideally within 4 hours of report - to minimise the trauma to the targeted family or community. We liaise with Police Scotland (who often want to photograph the graffiti before removal - we wait for their authorisation). We work with affected families, places of worship, community centres, and schools with the same discretion and compassion as our trauma cleanup. We've handled 60+ hate-crime remediations in the last 3 years. References from community organisations available.

Documentation for police & insurers

Full documentation pack issued within 24 hours of completion: pre-clean photos of all damage (with scale reference), substrate assessment, chemistry application log, post-clean photos, ATP swab results (if biological), waste consignment notes (if biohazard), glazing replacement quote, and itemised invoice. Suitable for Police Scotland evidence (where authorised), insurer claims, landlord hand-back, and regulatory audit. We work with all major UK property insurers and loss adjusters - our documentation has never been rejected in 5 years of operation.

Add-ons available on any visit: oven cleaning, fridge clean-out, inside cabinets, laundry folding, ironing, pet area sanitisation, window interiors, and more — all bookable from your client portal.

Transparent pricing

Flat-rate plans. No surprises.

All plans include supplies, equipment, your dedicated crew, and our 100% re-clean guarantee. Locked-in rate for 12 months — cancel anytime.

Small-area graffiti

Tag on one wall or surface - up to 4 square metres

£280+ VAT
  • Single-visit graffiti removal
  • Up to 4 sqm affected area
  • Substrate-specific chemistry
  • Test on inconspicuous area first
  • 1-person crew, 2-3 hours on site
  • Pre- and post-clean photos
  • Documentation pack for insurer
  • Within 24-hour response
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Multi-surface vandalism

Most common - graffiti + smashed glass + biological

£640+ VAT
  • Multi-surface graffiti removal
  • Smashed glass make-safe + boarding
  • Biological remediation (HSE HSG272)
  • Up to 8 hours on site
  • 2-person trained crew
  • ATP swab verification (if biological)
  • Biohazard waste consignment
  • Full documentation pack
  • Glazing replacement coordination
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Major vandalism restoration

Whole-property, chemical damage, hate-crime, or commercial

From £1,400+ VAT
  • Whole-property remediation
  • Multi-day on-site if required
  • 3+ person trained crew
  • Substrate-specific graffiti chemistry
  • Chemical damage neutralisation
  • Biological remediation (HSE HSG272)
  • Negative-pressure HEPA if required
  • Glazing replacement coordination
  • Heritage / listed-building specialist chemistry
  • Full documentation pack + SPOC + insurer liaison
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Prices shown are for standard 1–3 bedroom properties. Larger homes, listed buildings, and properties with significant clutter may carry a small surcharge — always confirmed in your written quote before booking. No credit card required to get a quote.

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